Apr 14, 2006

Apr 11, 2006

.....farewell ! !

Farewell party was given to us last Sunday (April 9, 2006). Hmm… farewell party the indication of completion of 4 years of engineering. Our juniors had lab exam on Monday, but so called toppers of their class went to request lab in-charge to postpone the exam to Wednesday, and she agreed to postpone the exam.

Okay… but they had other problem also, collecting money from all the classmates, this ‘cus many of the students had there bank accounts in SBI (SBI strike hit ‘em hard). However, they managed to collect the amount required for the party.

Farewell party was scheduled to start at nine on dot (that’s what we were told by our juniors while giving invitation cards). But, my lazy classmates managed to reach the venue only after11:00am. Finally, the hall got filled up by 12:00pm. The fun events started around 11:30 ish. The juniors have announced who will be the judges for the first interactive round.. Now my dear juniors didn’t want to be stereotype by calling us onto the stage roll no. wise, so they decided to call a girl first after finishing her turn she got pick up a chit from the urn which has boys name in it and likewise boys will pick up a name from the urn which had girls name.

The first lucky girl who had to go on to the stage was Girija. As usual Giri was in her boisterous mood. This girl was found exulting for leaving the damn college. When asked about our HOD, she had only one thing to say, “he’s pain in the wrong place”. She was asked one other question regarding boyfriend approval at home… for which she said, "my mom is cool so it’s not at all a problem", and when asked whom from the class you want to be your boyfriend… she chose Sourabh.

Next came Suraj, he was asked, "if you were the Bhatt movie director whom would you like to select the girl from your class for the Mallaika’s role in the sequel of murder?" …. This dumbo misinterpreted the question and said, “I would choose SOURABH” (hey Suraj, did you really mean that?... and so Sourabh’s name was once again taken. Hehe.. He became hot guy of the class and Emraan Hashmi). Anyway, after he understood the actual question properly he chose to shut his mouth.

Okay now please forgive me as I don’t remember the correct sequence of who came onto the stage one by one…. Then, let me guess…. I think Preeti was next.

She turned out to be secret admirer of our HOD (for the apparent reason being… HOD was her internal guide for the final year project)… and she mentioned that she loved playing dumbcher arts with Avinash.

Next was Yogeesh, the yogi bear… as usual he talks in his highly philosophical way… and again I beg your pardon I don’t remember what did he say on the stage…. I remember bits and pieces of what he said… “I was introvert when I joined the college, but girija made me come out of the shell… and made many friends blah..Blah…. I wanna become world’s famous person (all the best Mr. Yogi bear).

Then came Hepsi, hmm… btw what did you say Hepsi?  let me put her what I remember… “I made many friends here, will do a job and… Sorry Hepsi I was on phone when you were on stage… then came my name…Avinash …. Boos and aaahhss started.

One of the judges invited me saying, “aa salle teri tho hai aaj !!”.  I said, “I was lucky to get that hot seat 233 in my classbetween two beautiful girls 232 and 234… Divya and Girija… then about hod… man he SUCKS!" …. One of my junior judges asked me to compare between my school (The Hyderabad Public School) and MGIT. I had only answer…” plz z don’t even try to compare … ‘cus MGIT sucks” …. Finally, I was asked, “any suggestion for your juniors”…. I gave a most powerful suggestion I guess, “Guys plz don’t select VLSI, FUZZY LOGIC, ANN and ACS as your electives…

Next came Anu… even she turned out to be the fan of hod (well Anu and Preeti were doing same project…) she was asked,”If you were asked to cut either your long hair or the finger … what would you choose?” (i guess i typed the question right... don't worry 'll ask her later)

(..........to b continued)

Apr 3, 2006

i.n.d.i.a.n pie (dating) - 1

“CHEERS!!” shouted everyone raising the bottles.
‘Oy yaar, finally externals are over,’ Lucky said. (Hmm… lucky a.k.a Laxman, the scapegoat of the group… iska usse koyi gham nahi… well, he’s the intellectual of our gang, loves to enjoy life to its fullest. His only complain is that he has no girlfriend.)
‘Ya bro! We should enjoy this summer the fullest. I don’t know how, but we need to rock this summer,’ Raj said. (Raj… bike enthusiast, computer geek, minds his own business… macho man of our gang)
‘So what’s we gonna do this summer my dear gays,’ I asked mischievously.

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Lucky: Avinash … he’s encyclopedia…. That’s ‘cus usske pass har cheess ki kabar rahithi hai… ladkhiya, movies, music are his fields of interest.

Raj: that is true lucky…. And he’s live wire of our gang.

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Lucky’s parents went to Chennai to attend a marriage, and so we decided to party at his house on the occasion of completion  of our 3rd year second semeter externals.

Raj: lucky kuch picture victure laga dekenge.

Lucky: konsi picture dekhega?

Raj: hmm… body of evidence!

Lucky: chupkar saale.. kitnibar dekhega bey?

Raj: then… basic instinct!!

Lucky: Oy sharan stone ki phankke buss kar baap…. kitnibar dekheyega…

Me: cut the crap guys… who’s gonna tell me what we guys wanna do this summer?

Lucky: we are going for jogging from tomorrow onwards… look at our bellies trying to come out…

Raj and I looked at our bellies lifting our shirts and started laughing.

Raj: that’s true guys… we should join gym.

Lucky: not to gym, my dear gym boy … we are going to Victoria grounds… Sunna hai ki soni kudhiya udder jogging karne roz subhah aathehai … what do you want, eh?

Me: uh-huh… gotcha..Saale … that’s what I was thinking …what made you think about jogging? tho ye baat hai ….

Raj: let’s get some sleep guys... We need to get up early tomorrow…. Lucky alarm laga
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Alarm started dancing.....

‘Mayeebaap raham kar, koyi to bandh kar baap!!’ Lucky was crying in his sleep. I got up and put off the alarm. It was five o’clock in the morning. Raj woke up after me. We pushed lucky off his bed.
‘Mummy…. tum loghoka kya bighada saalee!! ‘
‘utt saale… jogging keliye nahi janaa hai kya?’
‘Nahi … mujhe sona hai… tum logonko jaana hai tho jao…’

Lucky slowly slipped into in his tracks, and we set to Victoria grounds.

‘Oy yaar!! Kinni soni kudi yaar…. Boy… she is H O T,’ lucky was shouting in the ears of Raj who was riding the bike.
‘Lucky, how many times I said don't say such kinda things when I’m riding... Why don’t you ride and I enjoy the nature!’
‘Sorry baap! Anyways where’s Avi…. Oy udar dekh … Avi uss scooty pep walli, hamarii soni kudhi ke peche kaise dhumm hillathey huvve jaraa dekh!’
'then that girl must be really hot… lets go lucky!’

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‘Uma… why this all of a sudden jogging program?’ Navya asked.
‘Raj, called me yesterday night… I asked him what have they planned for the summer… he said jogging… so we are here…’
‘And we are very early madam… no sign of those idiots yet,’ Sameera said boringly.
‘What do I know? May be those lazy bones didn’t get up at all,’ Uma said.

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Uma… miss attitude!... she’s like Priety zinta in kal ho na ho (only the part in which she was wearing spex)

Navya… miss sensitive!... she’s like Amrita Rao in ishq vishq!

Sameera… miss know-all! Hmm… she’s like kareena kapoor in k3g!
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hmm… these six guys have been friends right from first class and they have been in same school, same class and now in engineering they opted for same college and same branch. And they stay in same locality.

(..................stay glued, tuned .... whatever!)