i.n.d.i.a.n pie (dating) - 1

“CHEERS!!” shouted everyone raising the bottles.
‘Oy yaar, finally externals are over,’ Lucky said. (Hmm… lucky a.k.a Laxman, the scapegoat of the group… iska usse koyi gham nahi… well, he’s the intellectual of our gang, loves to enjoy life to its fullest. His only complain is that he has no girlfriend.)
‘Ya bro! We should enjoy this summer the fullest. I don’t know how, but we need to rock this summer,’ Raj said. (Raj… bike enthusiast, computer geek, minds his own business… macho man of our gang)
‘So what’s we gonna do this summer my dear gays,’ I asked mischievously.

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Lucky: Avinash … he’s encyclopedia…. That’s ‘cus usske pass har cheess ki kabar rahithi hai… ladkhiya, movies, music are his fields of interest.

Raj: that is true lucky…. And he’s live wire of our gang.

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Lucky’s parents went to Chennai to attend a marriage, and so we decided to party at his house on the occasion of completion  of our 3rd year second semeter externals.

Raj: lucky kuch picture victure laga dekenge.

Lucky: konsi picture dekhega?

Raj: hmm… body of evidence!

Lucky: chupkar saale.. kitnibar dekhega bey?

Raj: then… basic instinct!!

Lucky: Oy sharan stone ki phankke buss kar baap…. kitnibar dekheyega…

Me: cut the crap guys… who’s gonna tell me what we guys wanna do this summer?

Lucky: we are going for jogging from tomorrow onwards… look at our bellies trying to come out…

Raj and I looked at our bellies lifting our shirts and started laughing.

Raj: that’s true guys… we should join gym.

Lucky: not to gym, my dear gym boy … we are going to Victoria grounds… Sunna hai ki soni kudhiya udder jogging karne roz subhah aathehai … what do you want, eh?

Me: uh-huh… gotcha..Saale … that’s what I was thinking …what made you think about jogging? tho ye baat hai ….

Raj: let’s get some sleep guys... We need to get up early tomorrow…. Lucky alarm laga
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Alarm started dancing.....

‘Mayeebaap raham kar, koyi to bandh kar baap!!’ Lucky was crying in his sleep. I got up and put off the alarm. It was five o’clock in the morning. Raj woke up after me. We pushed lucky off his bed.
‘Mummy…. tum loghoka kya bighada saalee!! ‘
‘utt saale… jogging keliye nahi janaa hai kya?’
‘Nahi … mujhe sona hai… tum logonko jaana hai tho jao…’

Lucky slowly slipped into in his tracks, and we set to Victoria grounds.

‘Oy yaar!! Kinni soni kudi yaar…. Boy… she is H O T,’ lucky was shouting in the ears of Raj who was riding the bike.
‘Lucky, how many times I said don't say such kinda things when I’m riding... Why don’t you ride and I enjoy the nature!’
‘Sorry baap! Anyways where’s Avi…. Oy udar dekh … Avi uss scooty pep walli, hamarii soni kudhi ke peche kaise dhumm hillathey huvve jaraa dekh!’
'then that girl must be really hot… lets go lucky!’

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‘Uma… why this all of a sudden jogging program?’ Navya asked.
‘Raj, called me yesterday night… I asked him what have they planned for the summer… he said jogging… so we are here…’
‘And we are very early madam… no sign of those idiots yet,’ Sameera said boringly.
‘What do I know? May be those lazy bones didn’t get up at all,’ Uma said.

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Uma… miss attitude!... she’s like Priety zinta in kal ho na ho (only the part in which she was wearing spex)

Navya… miss sensitive!... she’s like Amrita Rao in ishq vishq!

Sameera… miss know-all! Hmm… she’s like kareena kapoor in k3g!
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hmm… these six guys have been friends right from first class and they have been in same school, same class and now in engineering they opted for same college and same branch. And they stay in same locality.

(..................stay glued, tuned .... whatever!)