May 31, 2006

i.n.d.i.a.n. pie ........(dating) -3





I decided to go to British library to return the book which I took last week. I called Lucky to ask him to come along with me.
‘Lucky library chalegaa,? I got some work over there’
‘Sorry baap, I have to go to super market to get groceries. And that’s my mom’s order’
Hmm… okay yaar, akele chalajavungaa don’t worry’
‘Anyways call me when you return back home’
‘Yeah fine… bye’
‘Bye… take care’

Well I thought of asking Raj, but I felt his answer is most likely to be “NO”. It was nine in the morning, I bathed and had breakfast. I started to British library at fifteen minutes past nine. On my way to library I had to face heavy traffic, and finally reached my destination at nine fifty five. I entered the library returned the book and started browsing for a good novel. I was about to budge, I heard a beautiful voice from the counter.
‘Excuse me sir, I can't find Harry Potter’s latest book anywhere. Can you please help me out?’
Betaa this is vacation time and it’s most apparent that such kind of books are most wanted among you youngsters. Well let me check out if its there in list of issued ones. After checking the entries in his log he said, 'And I was right, it’s under issue.’
‘when is it’s returning date?’
‘It’s on ninth of this month. Well, don’t worry give me your details so that I can contact you if the book is returned before 9th. Tell me your name, phone no.’
‘My name is Neha, my cell no. is 9393934939.’

That girl was none other than the scooty girl whom we saw this morning at Victoria grounds. While she was giving her contact details to librarian I took out my pen and wrote the phone number on the fifty rupees currency note. I felt elated at this moment and was desperate to share this with my buddies.

I took out my mobile and dialed Raj’s no.
‘Hello, bolre Avi
tu kaha peh hein?’
ghar pehkyu ? tu kaha peh hai?’
Ok, do one thing call Lucky and tell him to come to your place. I’ll be there within an hour’
kyu bhai… what’s the matter?’
‘You’ll come to know in the next hour’
‘Okay baap, tu udhar se nikhal pehle. I’ll tell everyone to come to my home by eleven. Ok then see ya’
‘Yeah bye’

At eleven five I reached Raj’s home. Everyone were busy watching seniors farewell party’s cd which we gave them last week. As I entered the room everyone’s attention fell on me.
Uma was first to ask me. ‘Kya bey, what’s the matter, why did you ask us to come here?’. I said in most dramatic way, “well guys, guess what??? I saw Neha in British library”. I saw no amazement in anyone’s face; at least no one kept the puzzled face.
Sameera said uninterestedly,” so what dude?”. “well, she’s the scooty girl”, I said.
Uma said, “Avi dude, guess what? we knew her name much before you”. I was taken aback by what Uma said. “But nobody knew her right. Then how cum you people all of a sudden know her name?”. Sameera said, “we also know her cell no.!!”. Now that was too much. “What the heck? Okay I'm late to the party. Now will someone will tell me how you guys came to know all the details of that scooty chick.”

Navya came out from the other room laughing and said, “I was in the British library dude much before you came. I didn’t want to disturb you. I was right behind you when Neha was telling her details to librarian. I also jotted down sneaked out and started to Raj’s place as I heard you telling Raj to call everyone to his place. And I was three minutes early here before you came. I leaked the details.”
“Oh wow! That was really cool.”
“Well I’ll tell you most shocking piece of news”
“Please go on”
Neha asked for Harry Potter’s latest book right”
“Yup”
“Guess what?”
“Don’t tell me one amongst you guys are having the book with you”
“You got that right dude. Intelligent guess, well to everyone’s surprise Lucky’s having the book”
“WHAT?”, I shouted out loud in joy. I turned to Lucky, who was sitting silently on the sofa. “mayeebaap ye kab se, huh? Aap library bhi jaatey hai… yeah tho kamaal hogaya.
Chal chal ley apna mobile and dial Neha’s no. tell her you are having the book, ask her to come to some place to take the book.”
nahi yaar I can’t do this please”
Raj asked lucky, “why can’t you ?”
“that’s because she knows my name”
“so what? Yeh aur bhi achi baat hai … now she‘ll definitely become your friend then it depends on your ability to ask her for date.”

Uma dialed Neha’s no. and gave it to Lucky. It was kept in speaker mode...
“Hello”
“Hello, may I speak to Neha?
“Yeah speaking, may I know who is this?”
Laxman…”




(To be continued)

May 23, 2006

farewell.....continued


.....farewell ! ! (first part)

Anu said she would rather cut her hair than cut her finger.....(intelligent gal). Next came wrinkle haired boy Karthik (212) (thats what one of the junior judge was calling him.... curly hair ??? wrinkle hair???.... guyz its really high time that we update our vocab!!)

That judge asked Karthik, for the secret of his beautiful wrinke hair??(what a thought provoking question....I guess the judge was in love with Karthik!!!). Karthik before gettin' down the stage said he enjoyed the college life.

Next came Bharathi (class gal-representative!! ....), she said she'll be trying for job in some IT company...and in November she may get married (man I was eagerly waiting for someone to disclose that they are going to marry in near future).

Karthik (252) came next (tell u something...in my class there are 3 karthiks, 3 nareshs and 2 Bharaths) well this guy was asked why is he more often seen in the company of girls than with the boys (jattkaa!!!) ...he said, "well I have done my schooling in a boys school and done my inter in a namesake co-educated junior college but no time then to talk to girls and therefore thats the reason may be I'm seen more with the girls than boys..(dumbo!!!!) and this dude said some emotional line (and we shouted in the background "karthik...night out aa ...crammed hard man to say that line")

Ramya came next...she stayed on the stage for very brief period and vanished (which was unexpected). Karthik (227), this dude gave a philosophical statements and left the stage....wait he shared an incident with us..."guys, HOD recognises me!! ?? yup this makes me proud thats because he never invites you into his room calling your name...on one fine day after our project got first prize in SPANDANA JNTU technical fest, yogesh and I went to meet him... and guess what...he called me inside taking my name...(ecstasy!!!) Yogeesh (class-represtative) comes onto the dais next...he was asked some stupid question regarding Mallaika again which i don't remember properly...(with that question it became clear to us that this imbecile judge was greatest fan ever of Mallaika and may be he watched that stupid movie MURDER 1000 times....) well Yogesh said he wanna do MS in US and enter into research field (all the very best dude) and regarding HOD he said, "well he's like foreign publication book which we can't use it that better...we din't utilise him properly but the fact is he din't want us to utilize him properly.."(the big factor!!!)....

Rajeshwari came next she said she's gonna join the job which she got in the campus recruitments... Sravani came after... she was asked if she had any boyfriend...for which she said "yes" (I heard many hearts shattering!!!) then she was asked the name of her boyfriend...she revealed it...then there comes agnipariksha!! (...lol) she was asked..."well your boyfriend has crush with one of your classmate(gal ofcourse) what will you do??" her answer was " is that a crime are what?"....then if we are more specific then...he has crush with Girija then...for that she said," hmm..well he may have crush with girija...but he'll never leave me. ".....

Priyanka came after ... well this was like a celebrity interview for you... she was asked questions which were very straight forward...and this girl was answering as if she was facing some job interview... she was answering without any expressions on her face, she kept pretty straight face... Sourab, he was next, he was asked "how many girlfriends he had in and around the college??" , he said," I hav 18 girlfriends in my class" (abboo... dude what happened to the 19th gal...u ditched her or its the other way round...huh??)..Sandeep followed next... he was behaving differently on the dais...("we want real sandeep" thats what people were shoutin' in the background.) ... his opinion on our HOD was " he sucks!!"... He was asked what u wanna take from the college before leaving it?? .... he readily agreed my request of takin' away HOD'S life...( I hope that budda salla isn't gonna read this blog...lol)

Divya... came next...she was asked .."why is that you gals (priyanka, ramya and divya) are more often seen without any boy in your gang??...she said, "may be our mentallity din't match with boys" ...then the other judge asked, "what about Avinash?"....... she said ," he was my friend in the first year but donno y he stopped talkin' to me..." ..(thats it everybody who were sapped out got recharged all of a sudden .....and everyone started staring at me and were desperate to know what happened between us?? .... the most baffled soul was girija who was sittin' beside me...she asked me, "ooyee whats she sayin' ...i can't believe, a guy like you ..stopped talkin' to someone...thats really amazin' and i din't even observed any time in these three years sittin' beside each other in the labs that you guys arent talkin' to each other..." .........

Then Bharath and after him Aradhana came onto stage.... well by now all of was got bored and were waitin' for lunch... and so i din't hear to them what they said on stage... sorry for that...

Well before lunch there was a special round "TAG " round, in which we were given small paper chits to jot down the name of your best friend and why do like him/her... after this round we had kinda Photo session... which was followed by lunch...

At quarter to three, music started.... all of us got disoppointed as the so-called DJ was playin' some crap tracks...(i'll call them as pole-dance tracks.....) anyways we tried to enjoy very second out there...

And finally prize distribution round arrived at quarter to six.... Mr.TAG was YOGESH. ...Ms.TAG was GIRIJA PRIYA RAJAN..... here Yogi bear got bit emotional and said, " FRAAANDSSSSSSS!!! well, no matter how successful i become in life...i'm always there for you guys...i'm always there to help you out guys..." to this BHARATH got emotional now (not really tho') he went onto give bear hug to yogesh and said," mama...don worry raa we'll make sure that we utilize you fullest..."..........and after that when everyone thought the prize distribution was over there was another announcement...and Mr.FAREWELL was Avinash.. Ms.FAREWELL is Priyanka... then there was cake cutting session ... it hardly took a second after we cut the cake instead of downing the cake into my mouth it went to hit my face... and then all over... i guess no-one tasted the cake....

SPECIAL NOTE: OF all the guys out there...only BHARATH enjoyed this farewell party.........bugged every girl out there... not only girls but also guys....

May 19, 2006

i.n.d.i.a.n. pie........dating - 2

LOCATION: VICTORIA GROUNDS
TIME: 0600HRS

LUCKY: where's the scooty gal....huh?
ME: went for rounds.....
LUCKY: Chal phir...what are we waiting for....???
RAJ: chal chal Avi.... varna gaadhi choot jayegee....(Raj said winking at me)

we started jogging, and we couldn't find the scooty girl anywhere around....Lucky's
radar eyes started the search already, it was a rigorous scan for the girl.......
.and there she was some 400m away on the other side of the track...........

ME: guys....lets race for the kudi....whoever reaches her first they can ask her for date.
........what say ???
"OK!!" , Lucky and Raj shouted in unison.
ME: on ur marks..3..2...GO!!

Raj & I stopped running.....and started laughing out loud

RAJ: why does this imbecile take crap things so seriously....huh??
ME: at least he's taking something really serious in this world....(winkin at raj)

we went near a tree to have clear view of lucky. Raj fished out a cigarette from
his pocket....

RAJ: machis...bey..
ME: fuck u asshole....is this the time to fag........... anyways ask that uncle who's
coming this side..
RAJ: uncle good morning....got lighter?
UNCLE: don't u guys hav enuf brains...huh??? smoking
in the public place...
RAJ: well, u have match box are not?
UNCLE: no...
RAJ: then why don't you mind own business....
UNCLE : mind ur words young fellow!
ME: hey sorry uncle.... plzz excuse him.... plzzz
UNCLE: tell him to be in his limits...ok
ME: OK.....bye uncle
UNCLE: what does he think of himself...
ME: Uncle!... enuf...please get going........NOW!!

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UMA: hey! look out girls.....Lucky over there talking to some girl....
NAVYA: this idiot will never change...
SAMEERA: And where are the other two idiots?

UMA: they are other side of the track ...lets go..
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Lucky was panting heavily...

LUCKY: ahem!!....excuse me..
SCOOTY GAL: hi...
LUCKY: hi.....whats the time?
SCOOTY : hmm ...excuse me ....u r wearing a watch!!
LUCKY: shit yaar (under his breathe)....oh ..well my watch is running few
mins late....
so asked you for exact time...
SCOOTY: hmm....six fifteen...
LUCKY: oh..thanxs...by the way am Laxman...
SCOOTY: nice name...bye..
LUCKY: bye......???? (whats ur name...??)

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UMA: GOOD morning guys.....
ME: very good morning my dear girls... I'm really surprised to see u guys here....
SAMEERA: so are we very much surprised to see u guys becoming fitness conscious
 all of a sudden...(she said teasingly)
NAVYA: and may i ask ....y is tht only lucky is jogging and u guys aren't???
RAJ: we lost the race.......(he said winkin at me......and we startd laughing)
NAVYA: didn't get u Raj....
RAJ: never mind.....we were waiting for you guys ...
UMA: cho chweet of u....so lets go for rounds....
ME: hey wait Lucky is comin.....
SAMEERA: so u guys are hitting on that girl...
ME: thats kool...so u too know ....good

RAJ: kya huvaa baap...y are u upset???
LUCKY: she din't tell her name....
ME: Cheer up.....don't worry i'll dig her info. very soon...
RAJ: girls ..anyone of u know that girl???
UMA: even if we know her....we'll never tell u guys...
ME: HEHE... that means you donno her......

after jogging for four rounds on the track, we headed to our homes......

.................to b continued.........plzz stay glued..............