i.n.d.i.a.n. pie........dating - 2

LOCATION: VICTORIA GROUNDS
TIME: 0600HRS

LUCKY: where's the scooty gal....huh?
ME: went for rounds.....
LUCKY: Chal phir...what are we waiting for....???
RAJ: chal chal Avi.... varna gaadhi choot jayegee....(Raj said winking at me)

we started jogging, and we couldn't find the scooty girl anywhere around....Lucky's
radar eyes started the search already, it was a rigorous scan for the girl.......
.and there she was some 400m away on the other side of the track...........

ME: guys....lets race for the kudi....whoever reaches her first they can ask her for date.
........what say ???
"OK!!" , Lucky and Raj shouted in unison.
ME: on ur marks..3..2...GO!!

Raj & I stopped running.....and started laughing out loud

RAJ: why does this imbecile take crap things so seriously....huh??
ME: at least he's taking something really serious in this world....(winkin at raj)

we went near a tree to have clear view of lucky. Raj fished out a cigarette from
his pocket....

RAJ: machis...bey..
ME: fuck u asshole....is this the time to fag........... anyways ask that uncle who's
coming this side..
RAJ: uncle good morning....got lighter?
UNCLE: don't u guys hav enuf brains...huh??? smoking
in the public place...
RAJ: well, u have match box are not?
UNCLE: no...
RAJ: then why don't you mind own business....
UNCLE : mind ur words young fellow!
ME: hey sorry uncle.... plzz excuse him.... plzzz
UNCLE: tell him to be in his limits...ok
ME: OK.....bye uncle
UNCLE: what does he think of himself...
ME: Uncle!... enuf...please get going........NOW!!

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UMA: hey! look out girls.....Lucky over there talking to some girl....
NAVYA: this idiot will never change...
SAMEERA: And where are the other two idiots?

UMA: they are other side of the track ...lets go..
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Lucky was panting heavily...

LUCKY: ahem!!....excuse me..
SCOOTY GAL: hi...
LUCKY: hi.....whats the time?
SCOOTY : hmm ...excuse me ....u r wearing a watch!!
LUCKY: shit yaar (under his breathe)....oh ..well my watch is running few
mins late....
so asked you for exact time...
SCOOTY: hmm....six fifteen...
LUCKY: oh..thanxs...by the way am Laxman...
SCOOTY: nice name...bye..
LUCKY: bye......???? (whats ur name...??)

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UMA: GOOD morning guys.....
ME: very good morning my dear girls... I'm really surprised to see u guys here....
SAMEERA: so are we very much surprised to see u guys becoming fitness conscious
 all of a sudden...(she said teasingly)
NAVYA: and may i ask ....y is tht only lucky is jogging and u guys aren't???
RAJ: we lost the race.......(he said winkin at me......and we startd laughing)
NAVYA: didn't get u Raj....
RAJ: never mind.....we were waiting for you guys ...
UMA: cho chweet of u....so lets go for rounds....
ME: hey wait Lucky is comin.....
SAMEERA: so u guys are hitting on that girl...
ME: thats kool...so u too know ....good

RAJ: kya huvaa baap...y are u upset???
LUCKY: she din't tell her name....
ME: Cheer up.....don't worry i'll dig her info. very soon...
RAJ: girls ..anyone of u know that girl???
UMA: even if we know her....we'll never tell u guys...
ME: HEHE... that means you donno her......

after jogging for four rounds on the track, we headed to our homes......

.................to b continued.........plzz stay glued..............

last days at college....

at canteen...

at dept library...



our block....



seminar.....

.....farewell ! !

Farewell party was given to us last Sunday (April 9, 2006). Hmm… farewell party the indication of completion of 4 years of engineering. Our juniors had lab exam on Monday, but so called toppers of their class went to request lab in-charge to postpone the exam to Wednesday, and she agreed to postpone the exam.

Okay… but they had other problem also, collecting money from all the classmates, this ‘cus many of the students had there bank accounts in SBI (SBI strike hit ‘em hard). However, they managed to collect the amount required for the party.

Farewell party was scheduled to start at nine on dot (that’s what we were told by our juniors while giving invitation cards). But, my lazy classmates managed to reach the venue only after11:00am. Finally, the hall got filled up by 12:00pm. The fun events started around 11:30 ish. The juniors have announced who will be the judges for the first interactive round.. Now my dear juniors didn’t want to be stereotype by calling us onto the stage roll no. wise, so they decided to call a girl first after finishing her turn she got pick up a chit from the urn which has boys name in it and likewise boys will pick up a name from the urn which had girls name.

The first lucky girl who had to go on to the stage was Girija. As usual Giri was in her boisterous mood. This girl was found exulting for leaving the damn college. When asked about our HOD, she had only one thing to say, “he’s pain in the wrong place”. She was asked one other question regarding boyfriend approval at home… for which she said, "my mom is cool so it’s not at all a problem", and when asked whom from the class you want to be your boyfriend… she chose Sourabh.

Next came Suraj, he was asked, "if you were the Bhatt movie director whom would you like to select the girl from your class for the Mallaika’s role in the sequel of murder?" …. This dumbo misinterpreted the question and said, “I would choose SOURABH” (hey Suraj, did you really mean that?... and so Sourabh’s name was once again taken. Hehe.. He became hot guy of the class and Emraan Hashmi). Anyway, after he understood the actual question properly he chose to shut his mouth.

Okay now please forgive me as I don’t remember the correct sequence of who came onto the stage one by one…. Then, let me guess…. I think Preeti was next.

She turned out to be secret admirer of our HOD (for the apparent reason being… HOD was her internal guide for the final year project)… and she mentioned that she loved playing dumbcher arts with Avinash.

Next was Yogeesh, the yogi bear… as usual he talks in his highly philosophical way… and again I beg your pardon I don’t remember what did he say on the stage…. I remember bits and pieces of what he said… “I was introvert when I joined the college, but girija made me come out of the shell… and made many friends blah..Blah…. I wanna become world’s famous person (all the best Mr. Yogi bear).

Then came Hepsi, hmm… btw what did you say Hepsi?  let me put her what I remember… “I made many friends here, will do a job and… Sorry Hepsi I was on phone when you were on stage… then came my name…Avinash …. Boos and aaahhss started.

One of the judges invited me saying, “aa salle teri tho hai aaj !!”.  I said, “I was lucky to get that hot seat 233 in my class… between two beautiful girls 232 and 234… Divya and Girija… then about hod… man he SUCKS!" …. One of my junior judges asked me to compare between my school (The Hyderabad Public School) and MGIT. I had only answer…” plz z don’t even try to compare … ‘cus MGIT sucks” …. Finally, I was asked, “any suggestion for your juniors”…. I gave a most powerful suggestion I guess, “Guys plz don’t select VLSI, FUZZY LOGIC, ANN and ACS as your electives…

Next came Anu… even she turned out to be the fan of hod (well Anu and Preeti were doing same project…) she was asked,”If you were asked to cut either your long hair or the finger … what would you choose?” (i guess i typed the question right... don't worry 'll ask her later)

(..........to b continued)