i.n.d.i.a.n pie (dating) - 1

“CHEERS!!” shouted everyone raising the bottles.
‘Oy yaar, finally externals are over,’ Lucky said. (Hmm… lucky a.k.a Laxman, the scapegoat of the group… iska usse koyi gham nahi… well, he’s the intellectual of our gang, loves to enjoy life to its fullest. His only complain is that he has no girlfriend.)
‘Ya bro! We should enjoy this summer the fullest. I don’t know how, but we need to rock this summer,’ Raj said. (Raj… bike enthusiast, computer geek, minds his own business… macho man of our gang)
‘So what’s we gonna do this summer my dear gays,’ I asked mischievously.

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Lucky: Avinash … he’s encyclopedia…. That’s ‘cus usske pass har cheess ki kabar rahithi hai… ladkhiya, movies, music are his fields of interest.

Raj: that is true lucky…. And he’s live wire of our gang.

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Lucky’s parents went to Chennai to attend a marriage, and so we decided to party at his house on the occasion of completion  of our 3rd year second semeter externals.

Raj: lucky kuch picture victure laga dekenge.

Lucky: konsi picture dekhega?

Raj: hmm… body of evidence!

Lucky: chupkar saale.. kitnibar dekhega bey?

Raj: then… basic instinct!!

Lucky: Oy sharan stone ki phankke buss kar baap…. kitnibar dekheyega…

Me: cut the crap guys… who’s gonna tell me what we guys wanna do this summer?

Lucky: we are going for jogging from tomorrow onwards… look at our bellies trying to come out…

Raj and I looked at our bellies lifting our shirts and started laughing.

Raj: that’s true guys… we should join gym.

Lucky: not to gym, my dear gym boy … we are going to Victoria grounds… Sunna hai ki soni kudhiya udder jogging karne roz subhah aathehai … what do you want, eh?

Me: uh-huh… gotcha..Saale … that’s what I was thinking …what made you think about jogging? tho ye baat hai ….

Raj: let’s get some sleep guys... We need to get up early tomorrow…. Lucky alarm laga
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Alarm started dancing.....

‘Mayeebaap raham kar, koyi to bandh kar baap!!’ Lucky was crying in his sleep. I got up and put off the alarm. It was five o’clock in the morning. Raj woke up after me. We pushed lucky off his bed.
‘Mummy…. tum loghoka kya bighada saalee!! ‘
‘utt saale… jogging keliye nahi janaa hai kya?’
‘Nahi … mujhe sona hai… tum logonko jaana hai tho jao…’

Lucky slowly slipped into in his tracks, and we set to Victoria grounds.

‘Oy yaar!! Kinni soni kudi yaar…. Boy… she is H O T,’ lucky was shouting in the ears of Raj who was riding the bike.
‘Lucky, how many times I said don't say such kinda things when I’m riding... Why don’t you ride and I enjoy the nature!’
‘Sorry baap! Anyways where’s Avi…. Oy udar dekh … Avi uss scooty pep walli, hamarii soni kudhi ke peche kaise dhumm hillathey huvve jaraa dekh!’
'then that girl must be really hot… lets go lucky!’

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‘Uma… why this all of a sudden jogging program?’ Navya asked.
‘Raj, called me yesterday night… I asked him what have they planned for the summer… he said jogging… so we are here…’
‘And we are very early madam… no sign of those idiots yet,’ Sameera said boringly.
‘What do I know? May be those lazy bones didn’t get up at all,’ Uma said.

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Uma… miss attitude!... she’s like Priety zinta in kal ho na ho (only the part in which she was wearing spex)

Navya… miss sensitive!... she’s like Amrita Rao in ishq vishq!

Sameera… miss know-all! Hmm… she’s like kareena kapoor in k3g!
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hmm… these six guys have been friends right from first class and they have been in same school, same class and now in engineering they opted for same college and same branch. And they stay in same locality.

(..................stay glued, tuned .... whatever!)

I.N.D.I.A.N pie (coming shortly)

story about three tomcats lucky, raj and the ubiquitous me; three vixens' uma, Navya and sameera.

(stay glued....... )

train 9 2 11 (the end part)

I GOT TERRIFIED WHEN THE PHONE STARTED RINGING. I was reluctant to pick up the receiver. What was more surprising was, the booth owner picked the receiver saying, “Sorry for the inconvenience that call is for me.”
He talked very softly and hurriedly. He ended the call within less than a minute. I came out of the booth. The light was still falling on the milestone. I decided no matter whatsoever I’m going to trace the source of the light. I started towards the telephone pole again. While was walking towards the pole I felt like someone was following me, I slowly turned back to see if anyone was following me… TTHHUUUDDD!!!!.... Aaaaahhhaa… I received a heavy blow on my head, I started to bleed heavily…. And started losing my consciousness.

next day 6:00am
I started gaining my conscious. I slowly opened my eyelids. I was on the hospital bed. My forehead was heavily bandaged. As I was trying to get up off the bed, there was a voice from behind.
“Hey pranky, just lie down, why are you getting up?”
I turned to see who it was. And surprise, it was DCP Ram.
“Hey good morning sir thanks for joining me in the hospital.”
“Hey that’s nothing compared to the way you helped us!”
“Stop kidding sir, how did I help you?”

DCP Ram came near my bed and sat next to me. “Ok now sit tight and listen, I’m going to narrate the list events happened yesterday night. Well it all starts like this, I get tip off that train no. 9211 is going to blasted tomorrow morning. This train is a new one, which was to flagged off today morning. But every next moment I receive a call that Godavari express was bombed. Well no one knows this fact that it was actually bombed and not the fire accident due to cylinder blast. When I reached railway station, I saw you there, I wanted to meet you right then but I had some work to attend. After an hour or so I searched for you, I saw you near the telephone booth. When I was coming to you, I saw you going towards the secluded place. I followed you. I saw you observing the telephone pole, I was about to call you and I saw a dubious character in the bushes right behind. He came out of bushes to attack but you started running towards the platform. That person went into bushes again. I thought of seizing that person but I had second thoughts. So I was following you. I saw you sending off your friends and then saw you once again going to telephone booth, but you came out soon. This time that dubious person was outside the booth standing next to you. You once again started towards the pole; I got a telephone call just then. By the time I finished the call I saw that person attacked you with a rod. I fired at him. We arrested him and took him for interrogation. He revealed that due to lack of proper communication his team member blasted the bomb in the Godavari express. The actual plan was to plant the bomb at the first track parallel to the milestone. It went off, as it was not properly triggered. Then after the incident, they thought of implementing their second plan. The plan was to call the telephone in the telephone booth to implicate everything was okay to plant the bomb. Moreover, telephone booth owner was the team leader. But you spoiled their plan by walking over to the spot frequently. And that red light which was falling on the milestone was the indication for the spot where the bomb was to be planted.”

“Boy thank God! They didn’t shoot me… sir but that train which arrived to the station and got halted far away from the station.”
“Well that’s TRAIN 9 2 11!”