Oct 29, 2006

avi-giri series - Incident #1

















I am typing the whole thing for the second time, damn the power cut!!!!!! (grrrrrrrr).


Some of my most memorable hilarious incidents in my campus life which I wanna share... with lots of spices...
A series of damn cool guys hilarious, adventurous incidents.... here we go....

Incident #1 (the hot seat) :

For 1st 2 weeks in my first yr we weren't assigned roll nos', so in labs we were asked to form groups among ourselves and do expts. After 2 weeks we got our roll nos'.

That day it was Monday and first session was of C-lab, I was late by 20mins. (I missed my college bus...so had to come by 7 seater (no its nt 7 seater , its 11 seater 10+1 )) OK so when I entered the lab, everyone were busy doing programs. I got worried , if I missed any thing important...(first-days-to-college enthu in me :P)

I saw karthik (my first college friend and also in class, also my benchmate ) sitting between divya (232) and giri(234)...

He saw me entering the lab. he took me aside and said, "If anyone asks you whats your roll no. just say 252, ok na??"
"why should I say that, and hey whats my roll no.???" I asked karthik.
"Yours is 233, hey you dont talk to divya and giri rite? anyways giri has some doubt she asked me to help her, so I'm sitting there"

I was like WTF???

"Accha bhacchu!! see what am gonna do now", I said to myself and went straight to my Lab-assistant...


"Good morning ma'am, I just came to know that we were given roll nos' so could you tell me whats my roll no and where should I sit?" I asked lab-assistant.
"What's your name?"
"Avinash"
"Avinashhh.....aaaaa.... yes ,...Avinash C 233, go and sit beside that girl"

"Where ma'am? that place is already been occupied, someone is sitting in there"
"How can that be?" she got up from her seat and walked straight to Karthik

"What's you roll no mister??"
"233 ma'am" karthik answered n confident voice..
"What's your name?"
"Avinash!"

I was like WTF?

Then she points at me and asks, "then who is this guy?"
"Oh, sorry I thought you were absent, that's why I sat here..." Karthik said.
"Now go to your place and Avinash sit here.."ma'am said.
"ma'am if he doesn't have any problem can I sit here..??" Karthik asks with little hope.
"No you can't sit"
"And next yr will our roll nos change??"
"No my dear, you have to bear this roll no for entire 4 yrs, you have to sit according to your roll nos not only in labs but also in externals..." ma'am says this and goes.

I saw building collapsing in Karhik's face,,..(poor felllA)

So finally I sit in my official seat. Hmm...one day when I was coming back from my college, my bus mate asked me,"Dude I heard that you are sitting between two gorgeous gals, so damn lucky you are"
"shut up, those gals are not that great, not worth mentioning.." ( to be frank I haven't seen them properly, even though I was sitting between them in labs..."Mr. shy guy"....lol)
In the next lab I ensured that I see their faces properly and Yes ....Oh yeah!!!....I'm damn lucky!!... I 'm sitting in the HOT seat.....lol...

from there starts avi-giri series...the bindaas gang 233-234 (heavy breeze blows in the backgrnd.....lol...)




Oct 23, 2006

Miss You!!!


My Love: hey Avi dude wassup, its been ages that we met right???
Me: ha yaar, really stupid of me. I didn't find time to talk to you these days..

ML: I can understand yaar, you started going to office also. And I see that you are stressing a lot.
Me: yes, but what should I do?? It's a part of life and I need to live with it...

ML: Hey! by the way, how ya doing??
Me: Me, doing just better.

ML: So, hows your job??? how are chicks over there??
Me: Office life is no better baap, aur ladkiya please don't even ask. Leaving couple of them rest all are aunties. SOb! SOB!

ML: LOL,
Me: ha ha Hasleey saaley, Yaar I dont wanna do job right now, not at all. And I don't wanna get settled at this age of early twenties. Cmon I need a break, I have been in this process of studying, studying and studying for 20 yrs continuous yrs and Now doing a job. When am I gonna really enjoy my life???

ML: hey! relax dude, you'll enjoy life when you love the things around you, when you love the work you do, that's when you really will enjoy life.
Me: I know you'll say this. Hey! I missed you so much and am really sorry for not talking to you for so many days ...

ML: I too missed you terribly!! Hey look at the moon, Whoa man its looking damn sexy tonite..

Hmm... my love is none other than ME, yes I love myself very much, When I need someone's support I search a support from my side... My dear friends before falling in love with other's try to love yourself first, take care of yourself, try to understand yourself first.... Half the battle is won when you know your capabilities... :)